The Square


You turned the corner into Donegall Square – trust the Brits to add the redundant letter at the end of an Irish placename; yet another separatist sore thumb dismissive of the border county of Donegal that birthed the O’Donnell line of High Kings right back to times in the mist.  Across the park the Belfast City Hall hit you with a pain in the eyeball. A monolith to monolithism that some would tell you had been constructed as a declaration of whose prick was biggest. It looked more like a folly that the Shah would have built for himself in the desert with his oilwells. It was an offence in scale with the city’s poverty when it was erected barely a hundred years ago when the builder and Messrs. Harland, Wolf and their ilk hired only workers who prayed at the right church. Today this could be any former colonial city in the world and even the square held a beauty of its own but despite this, all you could remember was the last time you stood here; when pig-ugly Saracen armoured cars and puke-green Land Rovers encaged in protective mesh growled their ceaseless laps while queues formed on both sides of the sandbagged sentry points at every intersecting street and the anti-rocket nets stretched up as high as your room on the fourth floor of the Europa Hotel reminding the local architects that if they ever planned a second skyscraper for the city the place would end up looking like Beirut. The fuckers were everywhere back then and you had to watch which part of town you strayed into or the Para’s, the UVF, IRA or other assorted acronyms would have you up against the wall, palms forward, legs spread, making sure their hands brushed your balls to remind you of your vulnerability. You felt the electricity down your spine again and the need for strong drink. You could head for the bar at ‘Ten Square’- the new hotel opposite, but there would be no getting away from the history that stank the air because that now trendy four-star used to be an old linen warehouse in Victorian times, making it older than even the brazen City Hall across the way. Linen was an ancient industry in that northern corner of Ireland where flax growing predated the shipyards and heavy engineering factories. Absent aristocratic owners with seasonal addresses in Kent, Kensington and Cannes packed women into multistorey sweatshops to sew shirts and knickers in twelve-hour shifts without even windows to catch a quick gulp of air or a hint of sunrise and many were fire-traps that came to their conjectured end. Contemporary Londonderry composer Phil Coulter gave you the sense of it in his memorial anthem to the times:

In the early morning the shirt factory horn
Called the women from Creggan, the moor and the bog
While the men on the dole played a mother’s role
Fed the children and then walked the dog.

The Irish would still record their miseries in song but Belfast would become a better town. The hatchet got buried, but not because of the publicised political regurgitations. All that happened was that the new generation had woken up to the times. The kids wanted wide-screens not weapons. The teens wanted the music of the day instead of the monotone of history repeating itself. Adolescents wanted rave parties rather than religious pageantry. New husbands wanted careers and cars in lieu of bigotry and bullshit. Young mothers told their trigger-happy husbands to grow up or get the fuck out. All turned away from obsolete patriotic fervour – when you weighed tradition-weary faction-fighting against your quality of life for the third millennium your intelligence shamed you towards a very singular clarity.

But you still couldn’t forget what you once saw here in spite of your imminent return to your adopted Australia half a world away – or more likely because of it, considering that you’re history now. The young ones have shown old men like you how all the people could be Irish together. You chose the boat so there’s no place for you in Donegall Square today.

2 thoughts on “The Square

  1. I was in one of those old mills today, Mike. Massive draughty place, must have been grim working there. Belfast is a very different place now, of course. We still have our problems, but generally it’s a much better place to be. I don’t think it’s true that there’s no place for you in Donegall Square now though! BTW you can see the top of some Police Landrovers in the photos for ‘The thing that went Bump in the NIght’ on my FB page. They’re white these days though, not puke-green:

    • Great visual blog at Facebook – nicely done Jason. Thanks for throwing your eye over The Square – never thought I’d find a ‘man-on-the-ground’ through WordPress but now that I think about it the possibilities are endless for such happenstance…

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