It’s Santa’n’Summer time so I’m outa here for a few weeks. I’ll catch up with you all in the new year. Here’s a swan-song:
Chestnuts explode in the microwave
Jack Frost dripping down your nose
Yuletide carols being murdered by choirs
And lolcats dressed as Eskimos
Everybody knows
That holly-pricks cause blood to flow
(so do gropes at mistletoe)
From Christmas in Oz as we bask on the beach
Seasons goodwill to you.
With apologies to Mel Torme
This is too funny! Great stuff.
Ho Ho Ho thanks Julia – pity we can only use this theme once a year 😀
You had me at “so do gropes at mistletoe”!! 🙂
A wonderful New Year to you xx
Right back atcha kk with thanks – buon anno 👍
Late to the party but this made me chuckle! Have a great new year! ❤
Late with my response redgladiola and thanking you with reciprocal greetings 😉
Hey Mike!
I lurve ur xmas song!
U know every once and a while I think about you, and how you always made insightful comments even tho most ppl are scared to shit to read me. I was in a rough time…now I’m strong. I know ill never meet u but i can feel the support u gave me.
I might do wordpress a bit more….know anyone who might have my style of humor?
Take care
Bx
We all draw inspiration from fellow bloggers and I’m always humbled to be considered supportive of another writer. I wish you success in 2015 with your new blog and the best of Irish luck to you 😉
Thank you very much for following and opening the door to your exciting world. Eddie
Very kind of you to say so Eddie, I have a great appreciation of your work. Thank you indeed.
I ❤ it, Mike… Merry Christmas to you and your family
Sending you all my best wishes!. Aquileana 😀
Belated greetings to you my Latin literati and all the best for the new year 😉
Ha! Merry Christmas to you 🙂
Festive felicitations fellow follower and thank you. Namaste.
Many thanks to you too dear friend 🙂
Reblogged this on Tales of Unwise Paths.
Sitting with blue fingers while my Australian Mum told us that Ozzies enjoyed a full Xmas dinner in the middle of their summer with the air temp only slightly less than the turkey. Nope. Blue nose, blue ears and chilblains I prefer it the way we do it. But, thanks for the thought . May I reblog?
The only thing your mum left out was the prawns on the BBQ! And lots and lots of cold beer. Thank you once more for the reblog 🙂
Many thanks. 🙂
Have a lovely sunny Christmas Mike, and hopefully no exploding chestnuts!! 😀
Thank you Lizzie and I reciprocate your good wishes – between you and me I still miss the snow after all these years down-under (exploding snowballs are more my style 😀 xo
And a very Merry Christmas to you too 🙂
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Ho Ho Ho Jane agus Beannachtí lá Feile Nollaig duitsa ☀️🏄🍦😎
go mba é duit 🙂
Ha.. I think your Christmas is closer to the real truth… and thank you for the reminder of not using the microwave for chestnuts.. 🙂 Have a great holiday on the beach.. and don’t feel sorry for us in the far north who have not even been blessed with snow.
The weather is brought to you today by Climate Change and cookery tips by Basil Fawlty. Sorry to hear your reindeer isn’t getting his seasonal exercise Björn 😀
Brilliantly written poem about Christmas in Australia.
Ho Ho Ho DVH and many thanks for your kind words.
bells will soon be ringing in yet another new year – happy holidays to you and yours ;`)
Boomaranging your wishes back to you (really enjoyed your work this year across all platforms Matthew).
I make up my own mocking lyrics for the standards, too. Drives My Beloved Sandra berserk.
I suspect that we we’re both precocious as children Ron 😀
Merry Chrissie! 🙂
Thanks GC, many happy returns.
back at you Mike… 🙂
Thanks K – have a cool yule 😀
Cleverly Mike-ish in style, this one! Hehe 🙂 Have a great Christmas, my friend! All the best for the New Year and see you then!
Thanks Christy and all the best to you and yours for the season.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal 😛 and a happy new year! (From our family’s favourite Christmas flick)
Right back atcha Claudie, have a god ‘un 😀
Just had to share. Cheers 🙂 RBW
Thanks RBW, have a cool yule.
A bloody holiday indeed!
Now you know why Santa’s suit is red Marissa 😀
Oh boy, I always knew there was something behind that jolly facade!